Chris rules…
Posted on November 17th, 2000 | Filed under Blogger Archives | No CommentsGraag maak ik hier van de gelegenheid gebruik de geweldige dichter Chris te promoten. Hij bligt maandelijks in Zeepkist. Check zijn nieuwe gedicht ‘blauws‘.
The final solution
Posted on November 17th, 2000 | Filed under Blogger Archives | No Comments“To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.” �
[Gepikt van prolific, via bonga]
Laptops…
Posted on November 17th, 2000 | Filed under Blogger Archives | No CommentsLaptops, ik begin ze echt te haten. Was het beeldscherm van mijn oude Compaq Armada compleet fucked, nu start m’n nieuwe Toshiba Satellite Pro niet eens op. Bovendien heeft Blogger [waarmee ik deze site kan updaten] kuren en is de mailserver van XS4ALL duidelijk niet 100%. Om een uitspraak van evhead van vandaag te citeren: “Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh. Argh.”
